Wednesday, September 17, 2008
another solo night out
Left work late (~6:40), went to Panera and ate. Then I went to Old Chicago to make some progress on the Oktoberfest mini tour. After a couple games of trivia, I went to Tomcats to play some darts. There were two couples there hanging around near the dart machines. When I went to start playing by myself, one of the women offered to let me play in her place. So I partnered with the other chyck of the foursome and played against the two guys. Fortunately we were all similar in skill level so nobody was embarassed (most importantly me) and we split two games of Cricket. They left and I continued to play out the rest of the credits they had put into the machine before I arrived. While playing, I noticed a bat flying about the establishment and mentioned it to the hot bartender. I asked her if she was ovulating, because bats are attracted to the scent of ovulation hormones.
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Now you're just TRYING to be ornery!
Yes he is! I can't believe that.
What was the hot bartenders reaction to the question?
She stopped and thought about where she was in her cycle so as to better assess the threat the bat presented to her in light of the new "information" I had provided.
or did she stop and think - that guy is a freak!
; )
Based on what she verbalized, she was actually considering her place in her cycle. I imagine her unspoken thoughts were along the lines of: "what an intriguing and handsome dude" :)
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